It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy there Mateys, it's International Talk Like a Pirate day today and I'm a fan! I've got the dogwatch tonight at the local library, and I'm planning to frighten all the motley crew who dares to skedaddle from battle or swallow the anchor! No landlubbers allowed tonight! No quarter given to anyone who gits in the way of being ship shape and Bristol fashion. I'm settin dead lights on all crimps who set foot on me ship tonight, and will let the cat outta the bag if need be. Arr, raise the Jolly Roger and heave ho me hearties, I'm gonna run a rig and take the king's shillings tonight!