What Three Year Olds Do For Fun (at least in my family)

This is a list I sent to Listoff in June. He did post a few of them on his blog. I thought I would put up my full list today for your enjoyment in this season where everyone is harried and could use a good laugh!

What Three Year Olds Do For Fun

• Swing from the curtains/climb the curtains until the rods bend
• See how many different things will fit inside the VCR or DVD player, until it won't work any more
• See how many CD ROMs can fit into the computer at one time
• Spread 'armpit perfume' all over big brother's room
• Pretend the dog is a horse and try to ride it.
• Wake teen siblings at 6am by throwing water at them
• Rub magnets on the computer screen to watch all the pretty colors
• Pick flowers for mommy out of any garden they want to
• Rubber stamp art on the walls and furniture
• Hide big sister's cell phone and blame it on the dog
• Paint the wall with lipstick
• Flood the bathroom
• Paint lamp with nail polish
• Spray an entire can of blue silly string (which stains, by the way) all over the living room
• Tell mom, "I made lunch" and serve chocolate chip sandwiches to everyone
• Use bathroom cleaner for hairspray
• Cuts own hair with nail trimmers
• Cut all the hair off big sister's American Girl doll so it will look like Harry Potter
• Use white out to paint the floor
• Torture the cat by locking it or zipping it inside any container that it fits in
• Eat all big sister's Easter candy
• Enlists a five year old sibling to assist in stacking enough objects so someone can reach the cookies on top of the refrigerator
• Lock siblings out, because she can now reach the lock
• Uses permanent marker to decorate herself
• Hides so well in the house that Grandma is ready to call 911, until the giggling gives her away
• Uses baby powder to make it snow inside the house
• When Mom is cleaning for company, uses honey to decorate herself, the dog, and the kitchen, and then sprinkle pretty sugar on top
• Gets naked as the door bell rings to go stand next to Mommy as she answers the door
• Picks gum off the underside of the church pew to eat it