The Best Investment Today

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today.






If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.





But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have around $214.00.




Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

H/T to Mary from SagHarbor Gifts